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The autopsy was going great...

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2/3

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I screamed as I saw the wheelchair label on the canned vegetables.

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It's important to outline your accomplishments.

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My African American attacker had something else in his pants that night.

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After taking a huge dump I took the roll, took off a piece and wiped my ass with it.

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My mother tells me I'm getting too old to have imaginary friends, but they've been telling me I need to get rid of her, instead.

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It was graduation day.

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The stunning vistas of the Canadian wilderness momentarily distracted me as I looked out across the valley from the top of an enormous oak tree.

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"You don't have a leg to stand on."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The autopsy was going great...	3
2/3	3
I screamed as I saw the wheelchair label on the canned vegetables.	3
It's important to outline your accomplishments.	3
My African American attacker had something else in his pants that night.	3
After taking a huge dump I took the roll, took off a piece and wiped my ass with it.	3
My mother tells me I'm getting too old to have imaginary friends, but they've been telling me I need to get rid of her, instead.	3
It was graduation day.	3
The stunning vistas of the Canadian wilderness momentarily distracted me as I looked out across the valley from the top of an enormous oak tree.	3
"You don't have a leg to stand on."	3